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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

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manboobmaiden:

ruinedchildhood:

If Hannah Montana theme had updated video clips

missed a perfect opportunity to use Emily Osmet clips from cyberbully

hroakie:

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dailypine:

Even the most blessed acting career is filled with dozens of cruel, casual blows and rejections. Pine has a knack for remembering each one. That includes rude patrons at his one restaurant job… “The customer is not always right,” he says with the smile of a man who will never be forced to work the hosting station again. “Sometimes the customer is a fucking asshole.” (GQ Man Of The Year)

dailypine:

Even the most blessed acting career is filled with dozens of cruel, casual blows and rejections. Pine has a knack for remembering each one. That includes rude patrons at his one restaurant job… “The customer is not always right,” he says with the smile of a man who will never be forced to work the hosting station again. “Sometimes the customer is a fucking asshole.” (GQ Man Of The Year)

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trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

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